文:骆联理
kopi仔:呼呼,好彩赶在“头家”来之前到kopitiam。
薄饼姨:kopi仔啊,zomok今天做工迟到?
kopi仔:刚刚来到一半时,看到路边有accident咯。
烧鱼伯:哎哟,accident关你什么事,鸡婆到半死。
kopi仔:不能怪我的啦,人人都围着看热闹,我mana可以输人的,so嘛是跑去看咯。
粿条叔:输人?现在看accident还有比赛的咩?
kopi仔:当然是有啦,在accident的现场,你有没有看到很多人拿着handphone?
粿条叔:有啦,我知道他们是在拍照,然后post在facebook的,对吗?
kopi仔:huh,还在拍照?粿条叔你out了啦。
薄饼姨:喔?拿着handphone不是拍照,那是在做什么?
kopi仔:呐,以前看accident的人拿着handphone,是打去叫ambulance,后来有了smartphone就变成拍现场照片。
粿条叔:so我没有错啊,不就是拍照片咯。
kopi仔:都说你out了,现在看accident不流行拍照了,现在流行facebook live啦。
烧鱼伯:4896咯,accident有什么好live的?
kopi仔:你们这些安哥安娣不懂的啦,这样才够威水啊,因为facebook的朋友都知道我有第一手资料,比记者还快啊!
薄饼姨:就是咯,你们这样live,对accident的人有什么帮助呢?直接打给ambulance啦。
kopi仔:讲起ambulance就火滚了,刚刚的ambulance很迟才到啦。
烧鱼伯:你们这些看热闹的人乱乱停车在路边,整条路都被block了,ambulance不迟到才怪啦。
众 人:也是对pun啦。
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