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薄饼姨:OK,你们继续努力啦,我先走人了咯。
kopi仔:哇唠A,你七早八早就收档了,赶着去哪里啊?
烧鱼伯:就是咯,走到这样匆忙,今晚有得吃桌咩?
薄饼姨:没有啦,刚刚收到朋友的whatsapp,jio我一起去扫货。
烧鱼伯:扫货?扫什么货?
薄饼姨:我朋友讲,路头的那间super market进了一大批新的厕纸,要买就要赶快了。
粿条叔:又再是厕纸?那天不是看到你买了七八包的厕纸咩?
kopi仔:就是啦,你需要买这样多的厕纸咩,你最近是不是有一直“漏塞”?
薄饼姨:你才“漏塞”,你们又不是不知道penang有了第一单的新冠肺炎。
烧鱼伯:怕感染到virus所以去买mask,我是可以理解啦,不过zomok要买厕纸呢?
薄饼姨:erm……
kopi仔:就是咯,如果是洗手后要抹干,可以用tissue paper啦,zomok要买厕纸?
薄饼姨:哎哟,你们问我这样多问题zomok,朋友叫jio我去买厕纸,我嘛是去买咯。
烧鱼伯:4896咯,那你没有想过抢购厕纸来干嘛的咩?
薄饼姨:hello,我只是一个aunty而已,哪里有空去想这样多,看到人家抢到这样了,我再慢就输人了。
kopi仔:所以你不是需要才买,而是怕输才去买的啦。
粿条叔:上个月新加坡人去super market抢东西时,你才笑人家怕输,现在你也是怕输。
薄饼姨:现在都不一样了,virus都杀到来咯,我是怕输更是怕死啦。
烧鱼伯:but hor,你们全部aunty们都挤到super market抢厕纸,如果有人有virus的话,不就是一起中招咯?
薄饼姨:oh my god!!!
众 人:也是对pun啦。
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