文:骆联理
薄饼姨:aiyo,我看到那个死鬼许志安的脸,就想到我家的老hero了。
kopi仔:huh?好心你一下,你的老hero这样的pattern,怎样去跟人家许志安比?
烧鱼伯:就是啦,人家许志安这样handsome,你的老hero就……
薄饼姨:我不是说脸啦,我是想起当年和郑秀文结婚时,许志安说到自己有一生一世只爱老婆的,可是结婚后又不同样了。
粿条叔:so关你家老hero什么事?
薄饼姨:他嘛是一样啦,当年跟我求婚时说到自己是情圣,结婚之后就变成不生性的齐天大圣了。
kopi仔:也是对pun啦,我的妈妈以前也是整天这样骂我死去的爸爸啊!
烧鱼伯:actually hor,看到许志安和你的老hero,我也想到另外一种人啦。
薄饼姨:还有谁是他们同一个pattern的?
烧鱼伯:嘛是那些大选时一个pattern,,大选后又另一个pattern的政客咯。
kopi仔:也是对pun啦,那些政客很4896的,大选时当你是宝,大选后当你是草。
粿条叔:but hor,一旦有补选时,他们又会再U turn,把选民再当作是宝了。
烧鱼伯:最衰的是补选过后,他们又再一次U turn,又再恢复以前的pattern了。
薄饼姨:不过讲回到许志安的case,人家都以为这次会离婚,谁知那天郑秀文却说选择原谅安仔咯。
烧鱼伯:你自己嘛是这个pattern,口中一直骂老hero,但心中还是suka到他半死。
薄饼姨:敢讲我?你们嘛是一样,口会一直骂那些政客,时间一到嘛是照样投他们一票。
众 人:也是对pun啦。
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